Today is Glenn Beck's "I have a scheme" speech...

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Well...

I haven't been writing much.

I think I may be done with blogging.

I dunno.

Bday gift for Penelope...

Hey engineer people: can one of you build this for me? I get tired of throwing Penelope's bone for her all day.

Mystified...

I overheard someone speaking of the recent heat wave in Kentucky. She was saying...

"We were at a pool party at the country club and heat was just oppressive!"

Really? Oppressive? The heat at pool party at the local, private country club?

Oppressive?

I found it humorous and sad all at the same time. What a poor choice of words. We just don't get it sometimes, do we?

Its a double rainbow all the way!

I wish I could be as excited about blogging as this guy is about a double rainbow he sees in Yosemite National Park.

PS-He's gotta be on acid. Or drunk. For reals. No one gets this excited about a rainbow.




"What does it mean? Its too much! What does it mean? Oh my God. Its so intense."

Tweet, tweet...

I'm on Twitter.

I know, I know--I caved. Finally. I'm been fighting it for 2 years. Oh well.

You can follow me here: theycallmeJDR

The other woman in my life...

Don't worry. Brittany already knows about the other woman in my life. I've truly fallen for her. We've never even had a real conversation. I love her mom and dad, and thought after she arrived that I would learn to like her. I didn't have to learn. There was no time involved. It was love at first sight. I'm not sure how she feels. She slobbers on me a lot and cries whenever I hold her.

As cute as photos like these are:


...these types of faces are my favorite (it reminds me she is her dad's daughter):


One day, I'll tell her. But until then...