He's alive!

Since he died, I've been saying that Michael Jackson isn't really dead. I think he faked his death. Well, I should say that I think there's a good chance he could have faked his death. (The wording in that sentence is VERY important.)

If he was smart, he would have faked his death.

Why?

To get out of the limelight. To get away from the debt. To stay away from the haters. To stay away from the fans. To have some peace.

If I were him, I would have faked my death a long time ago. He obviously hasn't been right in the head for some time, though. Anyway, this video surfaced today. I laughed when I saw it. It in no way confirms the aliveness or deadness of The King of Pop, but its still worth posting to encourage the rumor spreading.